As of 8:30 this morning

Now it is raining, and when I went out to toss my half of the toilet paper, trash bags, paper towels, etc., into the trunk (and close it against the rain), I found Scruffy sitting in the trunk.

You know what, little dog? I was already very consciously aware that I was not going to miss you. If you peed in there, there will be hell to pay.