Monday thoughts -- or -- In which I fail to respect the true haiku form

My babiest girl
The family snowflake expert
Is now four foot three

Blame it on Facebook
Bob wants an ocelot now
It's all Lisa's fault

Pie pie pie pie pie
Chocolate pudding cookie crust
Pie pie pie pie pie

This evening: A haiku in the present tense

Beat Bob at Scrabble
Protect pizza from the cat
Wait while Torchwood loads

Quiet evening at home

Beating Bob at Spades
Stroganoff a-simmering
Dr Who on deck

The old standby

it's one of those times
ever have a busy week
but nothing to tell?

Well, okay

Big Bang marathon
cat's exeunt fraught but complete
other homely tasks

Bet it improves from here

5:30 a.m.
Dead cockroach in my coffee
Friday the 13th

A low-demand weekend

redo profile text
attend friend's birthday cookout
replace turtle tank

Just a quickie

Have the airline cold
Got errands run, tree put up
It's good to be home

Upheaval

It's just everywhere
A lot of it for the best
Some of it jarring

Making the most of what you have

400 sqft
rearranging furniture
better light this way

Things I saw at close range on my way to work this morning: A haiku

Bus hits SUV
Little white breath mint rolls west
Guy kicks microwave

New undertaking

Just like Malia
Harry Potter at bedtime
We're on Chapter Three

Let me know when you get tired of the Haiku Cop Out...

No news from Brave Sir
Watching random YouTube vids
Don't know what to post

Work today

Receive, count, check off
So many plumbing fittings
Brass nipples? Tee hee!

In which the word "season" loses its meaning once and for all

Trusted sources say
This year beats last by two weeks:
Christmas trees in stores.

Paying the price

What kind of past life--
just semi-bad--sends one back
As a pet turtle?

How people have been finding me lately

Google searches on
"Words with colors in them" and
"How to stop sighing."

Wow. Stimulating fare.
Perhaps I should be asking,
Am I boring you?