No, really. Congratulations.

I'd like to congratulate Sen. McCain on this endorsement, because he really earned it. That endorsement didn't come easy. [...] George Bush may be in an undisclosed location now, but Dick Cheney's out there on the campaign trail because he'd be delighted to pass the baton to John McCain. He knows that with John McCain, you get a twofer: George Bush's economic policy and Dick Cheney's foreign policy.

—Senator and Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, on the campaign trail this afternoon in Colorado.

(Hat tip to Shakesville)