The name game

Hey, how bout a meme? Liberties have been taken in the name of fun, expediency, necessity, and for the sheer hell of it. Tag yourself if you're so inclined.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Joyce Woolworth
   (Mother’s & father’s middle names)
2. NASCAR NAME: Jennings Earl
   (First name of mother’s dad, father’s dad)
   
3. STAR WARS NAME: TuJen
   (First 2 letters of last name, first 4 letters of first name)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: The Purple Gecko
   (Favorite color, favorite animal)
   
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: Lynne St. Rafael
   (Middle name, city where you live)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: The Yellow Rock
   (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink)
7. FLY NAME: Jeer (Fly? Wha...?)
   (First 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
   
8. GANGSTA NAME: Mocha Toll House
   (Favorite ice cream, favorite cookie)
   
9. ROCK STAR NAME: Tuga
   (Current pet’s name, current street name)
   
10. PORN NAME: Tippy Bayside
    (1st pet, street you grew up on)
    

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Oh. I guess some people want credit. This post was brought to you by the letter M, the number 7, and Bob, who tagged me.

Updated Again

Filed under Could Have Been Worse: The Yellow Ice, Tippy Grassy Hill.