The drawback of the bob

Think Julia's new haircut is cute? You try holding earlobe-length hair out of a vomiting child's face at 1:30 a.m.

An hour and a half later, back in the bathroom. Her hoarse, sleepwalking little voice says, "I need something warmer to sit on [while I hang my head in the toilet]." I pull a pair of child's pants from the laundry and put them where her knees go, but her bare feet are still on the tile. "It's a little bit small." Second pair of pants. "Thanks Mommy." Could you just melt?