"If you choose text box as your field type, then field size 1 is optional and field size 2 is not required."

And that's one of the more immediately understandable bits of...well, we'll call it "language"...that I've come across in the course of trying to configure the quilt retreat website to use a new kind of form processor now that we've changed hosts to a much more flexible and affordable option.

If I'm not back by 8:00 a.m., send someone to work for me, okay?