See that freshly-dug path down in the previous post?

I choose to believe that sod laid after dark and in the rain has a better chance of taking root than that which is laid under any other conditions.

Those who might be in a position to know otherwise (and he knows who he is) should probably refrain from comment at this time.

If anybody needs me, I'll be across the street having a beer and some mediocre food that I did not cook.