In which I save the day. Well, really the night.

Robin thought she had a bat in her room last night.

I assured her that, A) She really probably didn't, because if she had where did it go? and B) If she ever does, she must call me and let me evacuate it, no matter what time it is.

And five minutes later we discovered the dastardly (and Very Scary) bat impersonator, who I proceeded to evacuate even though it wasn't, in fact, a bat.