I write letters

Dear Whoever Gave the Girls The Last Unicorn,

Whoa. I know you meant well. And, in fact, they actually are old enough to deal with stuff like this.

Umm. Mostly.

But, have you seen this movie?

No offense,
Jen

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Dear Motion Picture Association of America,

"A G-rated motion picture contains nothing in theme, language, nudity, sex, violence or other matters that, in the view of the Rating Board, would offend parents whose younger children view the motion picture. [...] Depictions of violence are minimal. No nudity, sex scenes or drug use are present in the motion picture."

Have you seen this movie?

Incredulously,
J. Tucker
A Few Choice Words