Come on over sometime. I'm in the book under pretty much anything you can think of.

I don't actually get a lot of people clicking into this blog from searches. The stats show lots of "unknown" referrals, which means someone typed in the address or used a bookmark rather than clicking on a link somewhere.

Then there are referrals from those blogs out there that have included me in their link lists. A few have begun to show up from Bloglines (where you can subscribe to your list of favorite blogs and then just go to one place to see which ones have updates ready for your reading pleasure. Thanks for the tip, Charlotte!) Some people get here by clicking the "Next Blog" link at the top of another Blogspot blog.

Once in a while, though, someone does a search for something and not only ends up seeing one of my entries among the search results, but also clicks on through to see the full text. Then, as a rule, leaves forthwith.

I don't even find out about all of them, because my free Sitemeter account shows me the 50 most recent referrals, but I don't think it's archived anywhere.

Anyway, all that buildup kind of makes my little search results list seem anti climactic, but here it is anyway:

• longest hair
• greece travel
• flaming microwave popcorn
• barnyard sex

The end.