Sunday joke, courtesy of Robin

A guy gets out of work and heads for home. He thinks to himself:

I could take a bus or a cab.
If I take a cab, there's no problem.
If I take a bus, one of two things could happen.

I could get a seat, or have to stand.
If I have to stand, there's no problem.
If I get a seat, one of two things could happen.

I could sit by myself or next to someone else.
If I sit by myself, there's no problem.
If I sit next to someone else, one of two things could happen.

I could sit next to a man or a woman.
If I sit next to a man, there's no problem.
If I sit next to a woman, one of two things could happen.

We could keep to ourselves or talk to each other.
If we keep to ourselves, there's no problem.
If we talk to each other, one of two things could happen.

We could either fall in love or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If we fall in love, one of two things could happen.

We could get married or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If we get married, one of two things could happen.

We could have children or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If we have children, one of two things could happen.

One of our children could grow up to be an architect or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If one of our children grows up to be an architect, one of two things could happen.

Our child could build us a house, or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If our child builds us a house, one of two things could happen.

The house could fall down, or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If the house falls down, one of two things could happen.

I could be inside and get killed, or not.
If not, there's no problem.
If I'm inside and get killed, one of two things could happen.

I could go to heaven or...
I'd better just get a cab.