In which she wants her turn on the computer, but she sabotages herself by saying something that must be blogged immediately

Julia: My bottom hurts.
Me (Absently): I'm sorry.
Julia: It hurts, it hurts.
Me: What happened to it?
Julia: I don't know, it just hurt by itself. You have to kiss it! (Giggles)
Me (Gives her a look)
Julia (Assumes "praying to Mecca" position): Kiss it! You have to kiss it!